Max’s adventures in California have exposed the poor pup to some businesses and products whose names are, well, unusual.
I suppose Coldcock Whiskey should be acknowledged for its truth in advertising. For those not familiar with the idiom, to “coldcock” someone means to sneak up and knock them out with a single punch. Perhaps these recipes would do the trick:
One shouldn’t partake on an empty stomach so perhaps some tasty cakes, pies or tarts would be nice.
Yes, indeed, this the Crusty Tart bakery. Famous for its wedding cakes. Seriously. No bridal lunch is complete without a cake from the Crusty Tart. Who made your cake, sweetie? The Crusty Tart.
Not to be confused with the Scabby Hooker Boulangerie.
Crusty tarts can lead to getting cold cocked, ya know.
The AJF told me to stand by the sign. I didn’t realize until later that I was being featured as merchandise.